Christmas Presents

karthoarse · Christmas Presents

Anybody got any suggestions for footballing Christmas presents:

Christiano Ronaldo - a walking stick to help him stop keep falling over!
Droylsden FC - a copy of the FA rule book!
Arsene Wenger - a key to that safe in his office where he squirrels away the Arsenal transfer fund.
Jermaine Pennant - a one way ticket to Madrid airport - take the money Rafa!!!!
You get the idea.

Happy Christmas to all.

cityaddick

Liverpool.. A big hook to hang their lucky horseshoe on.
Chelsea.. A life supply of dummies to throw.
Man Utd .. A one way ticket to the another meaningless cup where they can go to grab a few more quid.
Arsenal.. A russian dictionary so they can say " Da ty maya sudba " ( yes you are my destiny ) to their future owners.
And last but not least to the mighty addicks... Someone to put the mighty back in their lives..

Happy christmas everyone.